Hey google, why don't you sit next to me during exam?

Tips of the day:

1. Money cant buy happiness, but somehow it is more comfortable to cry in a benz than on bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.

3. Help a man in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them.

5. When I'm bored, I sit on facebook and 'like' stuff.

The truth is I don't mad at you. I just hate the fact that every time your name lights up on my phone, I fall for you a little bit harder. And every time my name lights up on your phone, well, I'm just another girl you talk to.

I am mature enough to forgive you, but not dumb enough to trust you. Ehe ehe ehehehe

"Can I ask you a question?"

"Well, you just did."